spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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