I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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