If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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He better not be in your backpack
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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