im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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