yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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