I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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