Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I love black thongs
this will be a night to untag.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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