My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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