I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
These tits shall not be calmed
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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