I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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