they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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