idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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