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So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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