She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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