This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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