My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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