32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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