Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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