This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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