hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Randomize