Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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