the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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