Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
i think my cat just said my name.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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