dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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