Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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