I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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