oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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