It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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