So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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