we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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