...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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