You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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