Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
