2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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