I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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