Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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