I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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