If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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