omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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