you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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