Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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