4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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