Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Never underestimate the power of titties
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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