hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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