Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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