We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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