You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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