that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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