He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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