Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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