What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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