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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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