i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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