Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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