you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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